Oh no I’m sure you’re really smart. I know, I know… Grades are not part of the Brown “program.”  Yeah, I imagine your paper that analyzes the Gender Neutrality of the Assyrian Empire was exhaustively researched.  No, of course you have worth and didn’t go waste four years studying useless shit at Brown.  You came out of the closet right?   That’s worth the $160K in tuition alone.