Though Brown draws the real political liabilities, Yale is where the liberal-arts inclined children from Exeter and Deerfield go before realizing that Harvard still has a better network in Hollywood. If not in the fine arts program, it is likely you are either a save-the-world idealist pretending to study at the law school hoping to sleep with a future judicial clerk, or you belong to that meathead fraternity that brags about raping freshmen. What global leaders!
HOW TO IDENTIFY: Getting coffee for her publishing editor, frustrated that her lofty SAT scores and father’s Cape Cod connections have not commanded more respect around the office… or at least a boyfriend who watches football.
