You’re from an upper-middle class family and really, REALLY want to be cultured (or at least well-dressed).  The problem is you’re fucking stupid.  Of course you’re dumb.  If you were actually smart (as measured by SAT’s or otherwise), would you demand your parents put a second mortgage on their Boca Raton condo so you could go to a third-tier school, in a second-tier city just so you could major in Communications and occasionally sneak into 18th Street Lounge?  At least start doing cocaine so you can skinny your ass up and attract a Georgetown boy.  That’s the only foreseeable return on what is otherwise a completely wasteful collegiate investment.