You are:
A) From the East Coast and couldn’t get into an Ivy League school.
B) From California and couldn’t get into Stanford or Berkeley.
C) From a wealthy family in the Midwest, white or Indian, definitely fat, turned down the scholarship at U of Illinois, and now walk cockily along the Magnificent Mile having reached the peak of elitism (or as much elitism that can be feasibly attained in a flyover state).
